Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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