I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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