She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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