Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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