I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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