I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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