what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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