i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
My cat gives me a boner
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Randomize
