just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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