do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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