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Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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