Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
We had sex on a dog bed..
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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