a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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