i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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