Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
