im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
you never un-have a 4some
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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