so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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