she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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