so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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