That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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