Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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