Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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