On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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