So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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