I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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