Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Randomize
