Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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