she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Bring me that man meat
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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