Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
