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I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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