i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
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