We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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