She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Randomize
