I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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