We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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