i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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