His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Small penises have feelings too.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
My vagina just clenched in fear
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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