David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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