I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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