what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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