i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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