It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
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