I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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