a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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