I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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