Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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