i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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