yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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