but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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