I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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